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stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

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lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

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qemfd:

Nicholas Brendon, who played Xander in Buffy, is now as old as Anthony Head was when the show first started.

Discuss.

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crest-of-dreams:

Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,

That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

3. giant vegetarians

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thelesbianpotato:

I just feel really fucking lonely and really fucking sad

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brenodnurie:

i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

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If you ever feel incompetent, just remember I managed to rip my shorts while falling as I was taking them off